Monday, February 21, 2011

adventure with creepy fruit.

I know I told you guys I would blog about the Grammys(haha i like how I act like I have multiple followers but only have one), but I decided not to because everyone everywhere was bitching about them. Which is sad because I liked the grammys this year. So instead today I will fill you in about the creepy fruit incident. Today I was at the store getting stuff to make spaghetti. I had everything I needed and went to get an onion because I was not sure if I had any (I didn't). Well on my way to the checkout I encountered this strange creature. It was red, wrinkly, and kinda ugly. The tag attached called it cactus fruit. Being the adventures person I am and not knowing what the hell this was BOUGHT THREE. Well while I was waiting for my sauce to cook down I decided to cut one up. As I was cutting I realized it resembled, what id compare it to, a beet with seeds. It was seeping out that neon purple blood you see with beets. I proceeded to try it. NOOOOOOOOT A FAN OF THE CACTUS FRUIT. It was very seedy. and wasn't as sweet as I would have liked. Being the kind person I am I decided to give it another try. I cut up the others and decided to try to candy them. If anything I figured they wood cook down and go good on toast. Well my followers I have invented what I call cactus soup. All that pink blood I saw when I cut up the fruit immediately seeped out with heat. It is now sitting in the stove. I'm hoping that when it cools it may thicken. Knowing my luck it wont.

Tomorrow I try Cucasarus.

Sunday, February 13, 2011

gross

ewwwwwwwwwww. SOMEONE COME MEDICATE ME. Im a viral mess. It started a few days ago. Its not that I feel sick my body is achy. I know Im sick and all I wana do is go to sleep.(I just woke up) the Grammys are on. Ill be getting back on later to tell everyone how I felt about them.... unless I fall asleep.

Friday, February 11, 2011

Yes it is now 4 am and I'm just getting back from a "friends" house. My friends in her room snoring and little does she know i left my pants at the door. Do you realize how gross it is to take off your shoes just to step on your wet pant legs... let me tell ya. Not pleasant. To say the least I'm not happy. my socks are all wet and I'm taking them off as we speak.(yes Jessica there is now sock juice all over your key board...jkjk love ya. but i came one here to Babel on about random things that don't really matter. Oh and i went out with this person"aka i went to their house to watch movies". do u think we watched movies. NO. they didn't even put one in. Nope, just plopped down on the couch and complained how tired they were. as the night went on it dawned on me. They WAS HIGH AS F*#%. like not just a lil bit, their sentences were not making sense. When the night was over and I asked them to take me home(bec they picked me up) they then proceeded to argue with me and make up excuses to why i should stay the night. I plainly said before i even went over ther that i had to home because i had plans this morning. it just anger me sometimes. Then when i get my coat on and go down stairs this person had two friends standing ther with coats on who had been downstairs the whole time. As if all of the was not bad enough. All the way home i had to listen to rap... and not the good kind. Now that this is over I don't think i can go out with this kid again. I just feel disgusting.... my friends still snoring in the next room. ps i know my grammar sucks. but u can still understand what i type sooo you will live.(not that i have any followers)