Monday, February 21, 2011

adventure with creepy fruit.

I know I told you guys I would blog about the Grammys(haha i like how I act like I have multiple followers but only have one), but I decided not to because everyone everywhere was bitching about them. Which is sad because I liked the grammys this year. So instead today I will fill you in about the creepy fruit incident. Today I was at the store getting stuff to make spaghetti. I had everything I needed and went to get an onion because I was not sure if I had any (I didn't). Well on my way to the checkout I encountered this strange creature. It was red, wrinkly, and kinda ugly. The tag attached called it cactus fruit. Being the adventures person I am and not knowing what the hell this was BOUGHT THREE. Well while I was waiting for my sauce to cook down I decided to cut one up. As I was cutting I realized it resembled, what id compare it to, a beet with seeds. It was seeping out that neon purple blood you see with beets. I proceeded to try it. NOOOOOOOOT A FAN OF THE CACTUS FRUIT. It was very seedy. and wasn't as sweet as I would have liked. Being the kind person I am I decided to give it another try. I cut up the others and decided to try to candy them. If anything I figured they wood cook down and go good on toast. Well my followers I have invented what I call cactus soup. All that pink blood I saw when I cut up the fruit immediately seeped out with heat. It is now sitting in the stove. I'm hoping that when it cools it may thicken. Knowing my luck it wont.

Tomorrow I try Cucasarus.

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